Tucker Markus

@tuckermarkus

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  1. 9 hours ago

    lol fuckin Frum also just found out about the existence of cars and paper money

    A female friend just lost a job for being "difficult." As she narrated what had happened, it struck me: a difficult woman is one who asks for the things I get without having to ask for them.
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    11 hours ago

    Big pounding fucker

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  3. Retweeted
    Nov 4

    carly rae stepson

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  4. Nov 2

    I don't give a damn about Nutgracker And The Four Realms but you KNOW I'm marchin' my stinky little butt into a theater to watch it anyway because my favorite actor Richard E. Grant will no doubt steal the show in his co-starring role as ICICLE FOP

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    Nov 1

    like and RT The Belz, or else

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  6. Nov 1

    (or elz)

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  7. Nov 1

    like and RT The Belz, or else

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  8. Nov 1

    If you don't think SJP is the absolute shit then you're a frickin bozo that needs to get kicked in the junk

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    Oct 31

    Happy Halloween

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  10. Oct 30

    My girlfriend doesn’t call me zaddy she calls me saddy

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  11. Oct 25

    Look folks no two ways about it A Star Is Born is a piece of toilet poop

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  12. Oct 24

    didn't include you here because you just did an okay job

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  13. Oct 24

    good job friends I was watching in the control room also this song is stuck in my head forever now

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  14. Oct 24

    Where In The World Is Jean Dujardin

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    Oct 23

    no words for the beauty of this model kit build video

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  16. Oct 22

    First Man - that’s gonna get an absolutely hell yes from me.

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    Oct 21

    Great thread on the brilliance of BLADE RUNNER 2049 as a sequel. One of the best ever made.

    Blade Runner 2049. Hard movie to thread. So much story is told in extended shots of the hero traveling through environments by himself, saying nothing to anyone.
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  18. Oct 18

    who is the "Ringo" of BTS? which one is the boring weirdo that no one talks about

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  19. Oct 17

    I’m da lordt of the ring

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    This week on Marvel's podcast, hosts and can’t get enough of the unstoppable action in "The Unstoppable Wasp" #1, "Marvel Zombie" #1, and more! Listen to the full episode:
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  20. Oct 17

    Just had oat milk for the first time and look I know I was pretty suspicious going into it but I gotta admit that honestly it tastes like shit

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